I dunno. I aim to be the older gay man who’s light switches have indecent plates, and who has artistic nudes around the apartment. It’s not so much that I enjoy those things for myself, but just that I’d rather anyone entering my apartment be auto-filtered out. I don’t need people with no sense of humor or sticks up their proverbial butts.

… Sticks up their actual butts could be a great conversation starter, though.