• Krem [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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      4 months ago

      "PAVLOU? THAT IS A NAME FROM THE THALASSONIKIAN PENINSULA. YOU ARE NOT WHITE.

      CW:measurehead

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      YOU ARE A LAMB ROAST, SWEATY WITH THE ODOR OF GARLIC. YOUR ANCESTORS WERE BEIGE MEN DRESSED IN TOGAS, OBSESSED WITH TURGID MATHEMATICS, OMPHALOSKEPSIS AND PÉDERASTIE, CLINGING TO COMPETITIVE ATHLETICS IN A FEEBLE ATTEMPT TO DISPLAY MASCULINITY. YOUR RACE IS ENDOMORPHIC AND LETHARGIC. THEIR IDEA OF CULTURE IS EATING OVERRIPE FIGS AND DRINKING SPICED AL-GHUL."

      going to wash my hands after typing this bern-disgust