I have nothing funny to say about this. This particular grift has already killed or permanently disabled, with agonizing pain, thousands of primates under sloppy conditions that would fit right in with Mengele.

I have deep, lasting hatred for these death cultists.

  • Breath_Of_The_Snake [they/them, comrade/them]@hexbear.netEnglish
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    3 months ago

    Everyone working on that project is fucking soulless. After the first primate died screaming they had no excuse not to shut it all down, but no they just kept going.

    Did they run out of apes all-my-apes-gone?

    Is getting Muskophiles to sacrifice their pets a cost-cutting measure? I almost feel sorry for the person about to learn their dog died terribly, but the animal is the only innocent here. Please vegan-seitan inspire somebody do something cool like <redacted> or settling for using the same lead pipe on all the equipment in the lab.

    Go fast and break things mentality is an innately immature approach to innovation, and the bastards went and applied it to medical research.