Reminds me of when a chud claims to have personally seen someone pay for a cartload of lobster and steaks with their food assistance card, then take it to their Cadillac while talking on their iPhone.

Like they all repeat this same story verbatim, so it’s obvious they’re talking out of their ass and making shit up, but they’re also low-key admitting that they stalk people from the supermarket to their car.

Struggling to see how you would see what the guy four seats away is doing on their phone without getting up to look.

Could just be lying to boost the Meme Lord’s ego and get senpai to notice the supplicant, but yeah maybe just a creep. Or a creepy liar.

This regrettable circumstance is your fault, elmo musk