I am the son of a woman raised by polar bears in the north pole, a man raised by penguins in the south pole.

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Grandparents I never met, every one raised by wolves, never seeing another human in their lives. I was raised by MOON ROCKS on the dark side of the MOON.

I did not know the Earth or any other living being existed before this very moon-morning. Independently, I invented language, the iPhone, WiFi, and 5G. I built my very own rocket ship and launched my very own satellite. Imagine my surprise when my iPhone connected to this network, the “internet”, where I found this site hexbear.net¹

I exist outside of any context, and I now understand my true purpose, and the power that I wield. I can end the neoliberal world order with 5 words.

1: Which I also independently invented my own version of, where I wrote comments to myself to keep myself entertained and to practice language.

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They came to visit me this morning. You should see their little space suits. Adorable.

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