![[FAKE] My friend JD Vance has never cuddled a couch.](https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/2b63fa57-717e-4c98-a873-3b520665cdb0.jpeg){kind=link}
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/17911181
It’s not true, folks. The lying liberal media wants you to think he’d shag a settee. That he’d bone a book stand. That he’s creamied on the credenza.
Don’t trust them. My beautiful boy JD, he’d never do it! He’s chaste with the chaises. He’s never loved a loveseat.
My VP would never fuck furniture.
He didn’t actually say it in his book. It was a joke that turned into a widespread rumor but it doesn’t mention fucking a couch a single time in the book…
That being said… There no way to prove that he DIDN’T fuck the couch. He just didn’t write about it in his book.