There are a few people with a similar name to me that don’t seem to understand how email works. I get signed up for all sorts of their things. I get notices of their pizza deliveries, when they apply for car loans, flight info, hotel stays, I even end up in family message email chains.

Every once in a while I go though and delete these accounts, that’s how it’s happened multiple times. Sometimes I just take the account over though, if it’s got reward points or something.