Flying Squid@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.world · 2 months agoDonald Trump briefed on suspected Iranian assassination plotwww.theguardian.comexternal-linkmessage-square27fedilinkarrow-up1126arrow-down112file-textcross-posted to: news
arrow-up1114arrow-down1external-linkDonald Trump briefed on suspected Iranian assassination plotwww.theguardian.comFlying Squid@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square27fedilinkfile-textcross-posted to: news
minus-squareFuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up28arrow-down1·2 months agoTo paraphrase a famous Trump quote, “Iran, if you’re listening…”
minus-squareGroundedGator@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoHold off until January and we’ll ship him to you in a crate with a few air holes.
minus-squareSilverCode@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 months agoIf you skip the air holes, you can claim Trump is both dead and alive, as long as no one opens the box. It is a win for both sides!
To paraphrase a famous Trump quote, “Iran, if you’re listening…”
Hold off until January and we’ll ship him to you in a crate with a few air holes.
If you skip the air holes, you can claim Trump is both dead and alive, as long as no one opens the box. It is a win for both sides!
Lmao this one got me