• hexadence@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    “If your ejaculation is glossy, you might be ill.”

    “Here it is. How am I?”

    “You’re well. Cum matte.”

    • Mr_Blott@feddit.uk
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      1 month ago

      “I jizzed in the drinking water hole”

      “Ugh, don’t fancy your well-cum, Matt”