• Diuretic_Materialism [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    2 months ago

    Or just like… have a squad car drive past it?

    “Hey uh Chief, I checked out that location that got pinged cuz of their energy bill.”

    “WE HAVE THE SWAT TEAM READY!!!”

    “No, Chief, it’s a radiology clinic, they got like, X-Rays and shit.”

    “WE’RE GONNNA ROLL OUT!”

    “Chief, I’m pretty sure there isn’t a gro…”

    “LOCK AND LOAD!!!”