• UlyssesT [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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      1 month ago

      And the fucking buckle.

      And the “OCCUPY MARS” super dated attempt to dunk on OWS.

      He’s a collection of increasingly-expired “cool” attempts that no one around him dares to say otherwise about.

      • roux [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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        1 month ago

        As someone that bought a buckle like that just to be ironic when I moved to Texas, and as someone that is also shaped like a potato, I can garauntee that thing is digging into his soft marshmallow gut since his shirt isn’t tucked in. Uncritical support for the buckle imo.

        E: but yeah Melon def want’s so hard to be his own action figure lol.