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minus-squarebamfic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up144arrow-down1·2 years agoClassmate in 7th grade while warming up for gym class stretched easily that way. One kid made the offhand comment “Hey, you can suck your own dick!” and flexible kid immediately yelled “SHUT UP!”. Which told us all he’d done it.
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minus-squareVeganCheesecake@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up21arrow-down1·2 years agoSounds like a win win. Maybe I should work on getting more flexible.
minus-squarebamfic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 years agoMakes perfect sense! Like doing 69. Mouth grabs attention over genitals.
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16arrow-down1·2 years agoIf I could suck my own dick, I wouldn’t ever leave the house.
Classmate in 7th grade while warming up for gym class stretched easily that way. One kid made the offhand comment “Hey, you can suck your own dick!” and flexible kid immediately yelled “SHUT UP!”. Which told us all he’d done it.
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Sounds like a win win. Maybe I should work on getting more flexible.
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Makes perfect sense! Like doing 69. Mouth grabs attention over genitals.
If I could suck my own dick, I wouldn’t ever leave the house.
Pairs well with a choking fetish
I’m not jealous. You are!