“Looks like your lawn has weeds and is over an inch above city code. Do you need help with that? Let me give you a business card for the help to take care of that for you. Also you better vote.”
“Looks like your lawn has weeds and is over an inch above city code. Do you need help with that? Let me give you a business card for the help to take care of that for you. Also you better vote.”
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Ahh… I can hear their anthem now… the slow swelling of weed-wackers and zero-turn mowers crescendoing up into full throttled gas powered leaf blowers…
A two-stroke leaf blower produces as much pollution as fifty suburban assault vehicles per unit of fuel, but they get really fucking mad and will give you a rage serenade on top of that boomer orchestra if you even suggest using a rake.