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minus-squareyesman@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up81arrow-down1·edit-24 days agoBy the time RFK jr. is done, the vegetables will have a warning label for Haber–Bosch nitrogen and MAGA will insist their food be grown on untreated human feces.
minus-squareApeNo1@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up78·4 days agoIt is already a well established fact that plants crave electrolytes.
minus-squareMajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·4 days agoYeah, but what are electrolytes?
minus-squarecranakis@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·3 days agoBut why? Do you even know what electrolytes are?
minus-squareFuck spez@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·3 days agoIt’s… what they use to make Brawndo!
minus-squaresuperkret@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 days agoMaybe then, shitposting will finally become profitable.
By the time RFK jr. is done, the vegetables will have a warning label for Haber–Bosch nitrogen and MAGA will insist their food be grown on untreated human feces.
It is already a well established fact that plants crave electrolytes.
Yeah, but what are electrolytes?
they’re what plants crave
But what is Brawndo?
It’s got electrolytes!
But why? Do you even know what electrolytes are?
It’s… what they use to make Brawndo!
Maybe then, shitposting will finally become profitable.