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Garibaldee@lemm.ee to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 7 months ago

Joe Biden Pardon’s Hunter After Being Told the Man Is His Son

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Joe Biden Pardon’s Hunter After Being Told the Man Is His Son

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Garibaldee@lemm.ee to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 7 months ago
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WASHINGTON — In a reversal of his previous pledge not to interfere with the sentencing, President Joe Biden has pardoned Hunter Biden after an aid casually referred to Hunter as the President’s son in late November, an incident the President has called “A shocking reveal.”
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  • JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca
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    7 months ago

    Who is Joe Biden Pardon?

    • tomcatt360@lemmy.zip
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      7 months ago

      Yes, and who is his Hunter?

      • somethingsnappy@lemmy.world
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        7 months ago

        And who is the man!?

    • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world
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      That’s Brandon

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    1. someone as old as the president - indeed, someone older than 30 - wouldn’t say ‘a reveal’. They’d use a FUCKING NOUN.

    2. “pardon’s.” Look kids; if you’re gonna try and call the president stupid, step away from the glass house and proof-read just the once.

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      I mean… a reveal is a noun, but I agree, if the goal is to sound like something he’d plausibly say, a revelation would be more appropriate. He’s not a drag queen.

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