among other shower thoughts from the shower thought master

  • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works
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    12 hours ago

    It’s not like we jump up and yell our intent at other times.

    Like, when guests arrive at a planned dinner, we don’t yell “eating”

    When we’re getting ready to go for a walk, we don’t jump and yell “exercise”.

    However, it is still a wise idea to yell surprise when you’re doing something unexpected, like butt sex. Or any surprise sex at all. I often yell out surprise five or six times during sex, just because I want to make sure my partner knows it was an accident. She orgasms, “surprise!”.