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Garibaldee@lemm.ee to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 5 months ago

“Companies need more masculine energy” says CEO lacking ‘human energy’

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“Companies need more masculine energy” says CEO lacking ‘human energy’

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Garibaldee@lemm.ee to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 5 months ago
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“Companies need more masculine energy” says CEO lacking 'human energy' – The Chaser
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Zuckerberg committed to adopting more traditionally 'masculine' hobbies like gaslighting, abusing his power for financial gain and making dumb comments on podcasts.
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    Company launches new dress code for men to increase masculinity in the workplace … all males are now required to wear just a small loin cloth and cover themselves with oil.

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      Scented oil?

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        Bacon grease

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          While it may not be technically a scent, it is definitely a smell and absolutely a vibe. None of those good though.

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      New theme song for humanity

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