BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldM to InsanePeopleFacebook@lemmy.world · 1 day agoI'm sorry I'm so posty today but this sovcit is too funny to wait to share. That's totally how it works, sovcit.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square45fedilinkarrow-up1201arrow-down15
arrow-up1196arrow-down1imageI'm sorry I'm so posty today but this sovcit is too funny to wait to share. That's totally how it works, sovcit.lemmy.worldBonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldM to InsanePeopleFacebook@lemmy.world · 1 day agomessage-square45fedilink
minus-squareLifecoach5000@lemmy.worldMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·1 day agoWhat did they even get the ticket for??
minus-squarelinuxgator@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·16 hours agoI’d love to see one get a ticket for driving without a license when they’re sitting on the lap of the person in the driver’s seat of a car.
minus-squarePregnenolone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·22 hours agoMy guess would be the dogs referenced weren’t on a leash.
minus-squareAgent641@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·21 hours agoIf the off-leash dog tries to bite you, just tell it that you don’t contract with the canine species. If it keeps trying, then write NO PARTY TO MAULING on the side of the dog in red spray paint on a 45 degree angle.
minus-squarei_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up6·21 hours agoIt mauled me anyway! I forgot to add “with prejudice,” rookie mistake.
minus-squareAgent641@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·20 hours agoRub some onion on the mauling site 🙏
minus-squarei_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·18 hours agoThanks my temp is back to normal. These natural remedies really do work.
minus-squareBonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·1 day agoHe doesn’t say. The advice is also hilarious.
minus-squareLifecoach5000@lemmy.worldMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 day agolol I wouldn’t mind seeing those
minus-squareWhats_your_reasoning@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·20 hours agoYes, @[email protected] please share. You can’t just tease us like this.
minus-squareSkunkWorkz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·17 hours agoLeaving shit behind. Like they do on the internet
What did they even get the ticket for??
I’d love to see one get a ticket for driving without a license when they’re sitting on the lap of the person in the driver’s seat of a car.
My guess would be the dogs referenced weren’t on a leash.
If the off-leash dog tries to bite you, just tell it that you don’t contract with the canine species. If it keeps trying, then write NO PARTY TO MAULING on the side of the dog in red spray paint on a 45 degree angle.
It mauled me anyway! I forgot to add “with prejudice,” rookie mistake.
Rub some onion on the mauling site 🙏
Thanks my temp is back to normal. These natural remedies really do work.
He doesn’t say. The advice is also hilarious.
lol I wouldn’t mind seeing those
Yes, @[email protected] please share. You can’t just tease us like this.
Bones is here for you:
Leaving shit behind. Like they do on the internet