• ladicius@lemmy.worldEnglish
    17·
    1 个月前

    Lots of jewellery. Got to bring it all back to the old volcano. No fly zone for eagles, again. Damn.

    • SurfinBird@lemmy.caEnglish
      26·
      1 个月前

      One bracelet to rule them all. Two earrings to find them. A necklace to bind them. Maybe a fancy gold watch.

      • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.deEnglish
        4·
        1 个月前

        honestly the idea of a blinged out bad guy who is only powerful due to their 500 enchanted pieces of jewelry is pretty sick, their one crippling weakness is that every step makes them jingle like a christmas carol

        • ZeffSyde@lemmy.worldEnglish
          6·
          1 个月前

          jingle-jingle

          Legolas: Oh shit… Glamrond the Fabulous draws near…

          jingle -jingle

          Gimli: What do you hear with your elf ears?

          jingle-jingle

          Legolas: He is… Dripping with Rizz…