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minus-squareSibbo@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·7 days agoSurgeon: “uh oh, I guess I dropped that heart on the floor.” Nurse: “ha, got it. Five second rule, just put it back in.”
Surgeon: “uh oh, I guess I dropped that heart on the floor.”
Nurse: “ha, got it. Five second rule, just put it back in.”