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minus-squareAgent641@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up43·12 hours agoCop pulls you over on a bicycle: “Drivers License and registration please” “I don’t need those, I’m not driving this bicycle, I’m travelling on it officer. Private conveyance. I don’t contract with DMV.” “Right you are sir, have a nice day!” Why haven’t the sovcits cottoned on to this loophole?!
minus-squareunderwire212@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-24 hours agoHave you physically seen the average sovcit?? No way they’re traveling on bicycles anytime soon haha
minus-squareYash2120@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·8 hours agoI’m still confused how they didn’t argue
minus-squareshastaxc@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up5·5 hours agoWhy didn’t the cop shoot them? Did this conversation happen in Europe?
minus-squareglitchdx@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 hours agoI’m more confused as to why my upvote took 4 seconds to do the thing instead of the usual instantaneous. Is it because the US has become a fascist dictatorship without the populace noticing?
Cop pulls you over on a bicycle:
“Drivers License and registration please”
“I don’t need those, I’m not driving this bicycle, I’m travelling on it officer. Private conveyance. I don’t contract with DMV.”
“Right you are sir, have a nice day!”
Why haven’t the sovcits cottoned on to this loophole?!
Bc they are fat asses
Have you physically seen the average sovcit?? No way they’re traveling on bicycles anytime soon haha
I’m still confused how they didn’t argue
Why didn’t the cop shoot them? Did this conversation happen in Europe?
I’m more confused as to why my upvote took 4 seconds to do the thing instead of the usual instantaneous. Is it because the US has become a fascist dictatorship without the populace noticing?