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RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 months ago

Elon Musk Creates Federal Employee Revenge Porn Database

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Elon Musk Creates Federal Employee Revenge Porn Database

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RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 months ago
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WASHINGTON—Promising to use the U.S. DOGE Service to usher in a new age of government accountability and transparency, Elon Musk ordered the creation of a federal employee revenge porn database this week. “Federal employees have been lazy and unmotivated for years, so to ensure productivity going forward, all government workers must email me private nudes […]
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    Ok. Who had to look at the community name?

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      Yep. Gdism

      My first reaction was …"of course "

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      Happening more and more lately

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      I didn’t, because I just assumed Elon actually would do some form of porn blackmail. It’s obviously satire after a second, but it got me for a while.

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      I always glance at the community name before reading the post title and this community created that habit

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      I though it was the opposite of what it was, and was confused as to why Elon would do something so good

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