I’m waiting for when this illegitimate president publishes his own little red book and a Five Year Plan for a Great Leap Forward.

Oh, also, when does our version of Lysenkoism really get going in full swing [1]? Are we going to start castigating our crops as “insufficiently maga” and filled with “the woke mind virus” if they don’t harvest themselves due to our hate-filled immigration policies?

[1] I mean we already have Bobby Brainworm pushing completely anti-scientific horseshit.