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cm0002@lemmy.worldM to conservative@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Take that libs!

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Take that libs!

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cm0002@lemmy.worldM to conservative@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com
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    Conservatives don’t seem to understand that many of us “libtards” are better equipped to “swim” than they are.

    We’re wealthier, better educated, healthier, tend to have more stable careers etc.

    They’re free to harm themselves, but they hurt other vulnerable people too, and that’s what I cannot stand

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      in their fantasy world, they have the guns to take the resources when everything breaks down.

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        So what do they imagine they’re going to do after they shoot everyone and they’ve already eaten through their 1 year of Infowars freeze-dried ApocalypseChow? Are they going to pick up a shovel, plant a garden, and tend to it before dying an early death from preventable disease?

        Couldn’t they just skip the mass starvation and early death and just go right to the garden step and be happier?

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          no. because cruelty is the point.

        • Cyrus Draegur@lemm.ee
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          They never imagine that the people they want to steal from will fight back.

          They never imagine that their carcasses can be fed to the commune’s hog pits.

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            Just make sure you pull the teeth and shave their heads first. Don’t wanna give the piggies a tummy ache.

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              I don’t expect them to have teeth remaining by that point. Baseball bat takes care of that before we even get to the field dressing.

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        Probably comes with the incorrect assumption that the “libtards” don’t have guns.

        • Cyrus Draegur@lemm.ee
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          They think we’re nothing but effete city-slicker softbois in skinny jeans and man-buns with no upper body strength who don’t know how to distill our own drinking water, grow our own food, generate our own electricity, or operate a firearm.

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            And that is a fantasy that many encourage, since surprise is a helluva drug when it comes to violence.

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              Honestly though the harder they underestimate us the more likely we are to be victorious in conflict. You’re right: the element of surprise is priceless.

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          Well, in civilised countries, we don’t, because we don’t have to be afraid of everyone around us

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            We’re talking about America not a civilized nation.

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        This has been their plan all along. A Christofascist state run by plutocrats and getting “rich” on slave labor.

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      You forgot “more humble”.

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        Did I trigger you?

        • TheOriginalGregToo@lemmy.world
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          Back atcha

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    • WhatYouNeed@lemmy.world
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      You should agree with him: we are experiencing the absolutely horrid symptoms of Drumps derangement.

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    So MAGAts, is owning libtards worth an additional $3800 a year on your welfare queen asses?

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      So MAGAts, would you be willing to let Trump shit in your open mouth if a “libtard” had to smell it…?

      Narrator: They were indeed willing.

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    Short term drownings then they learn to fly

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    Sorry, but I’m totally stealing this. xD

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      I’m not sorry, I’m thankful. And also stealing it!

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        Kinda a case of sorry, not sorry

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    Reminds me of that time Bill Maher and other liberals were calling for an economic collapse during Trump’s first term so that he’d take the flak for it and get the boot. Weird how nobody else remembers that right now…

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