yup. the entire thing is a gigantic dumpster fire of lies.
original price? ha. try sixty thou more.
range? pfft, get a range extender that eats up the (ironic, I know, but physics) range and cargo space. oh wait they’re probably never going to release it.
stainless steel exoskeleton? chortle, babe, it’s an aluminum alloy frame with stainless sheets GLUED ON
a single useless flopping dick for windshield wiper.
not even going to get into the software, or the poor bastard that did a u-turn and then had to use a steering yolk 15 degrees off center.
and the fuck-you-cherry on the shit sundae? Tesla got your money, and their entire service system is drowning - they aren’t going to fix shit in any kind of timely manner, and you probably would be better served pursuing lemon law responses if you were dumb enough to purchase recently.
man, tesla had a lot of potential - way to waste it all.
yup. the entire thing is a gigantic dumpster fire of lies.
original price? ha. try sixty thou more.
range? pfft, get a range extender that eats up the (ironic, I know, but physics) range and cargo space. oh wait they’re probably never going to release it.
bullet proof? nope, they crack in the sun, hailstorms and under idiot loads.
fuck the low poly edsel isn’t even carwash proof.
stainless steel exoskeleton? chortle, babe, it’s an aluminum alloy frame with stainless sheets GLUED ON
a single useless flopping dick for windshield wiper.
not even going to get into the software, or the poor bastard that did a u-turn and then had to use a steering yolk 15 degrees off center.
and the fuck-you-cherry on the shit sundae? Tesla got your money, and their entire service system is drowning - they aren’t going to fix shit in any kind of timely manner, and you probably would be better served pursuing lemon law responses if you were dumb enough to purchase recently.
man, tesla had a lot of potential - way to waste it all.