🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 28 天前Anon has a female friendsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square97linkfedilinkarrow-up1636arrow-down120
arrow-up1616arrow-down1imageAnon has a female friendsh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 28 天前message-square97linkfedilink
minus-squareSkanky@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up65arrow-down2·27 天前The correct reply is… “There’s really only one way you could have me, and that is [describe whatever sort of sexual kink you’re into]. After that, I might consider it.”
minus-squaresugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up26·27 天前Be prepared with pictures to make sure your communication is clear.
minus-squareComment105@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up19·27 天前Make a WikiHow, don’t let her know you wrote it, make it weirdly specific but in a plausibly deniable way.
minus-squarerainrain@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·27 天前A truly discerning woman would blumpy me while having my dog.
minus-squareblockheadjt@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up6·26 天前“… If your boobs were like 6 times as big, but still natural…”
The correct reply is…
“There’s really only one way you could have me, and that is [describe whatever sort of sexual kink you’re into]. After that, I might consider it.”
Be prepared with pictures to make sure your communication is clear.
Make a WikiHow, don’t let her know you wrote it, make it weirdly specific but in a plausibly deniable way.
That’s oddly specific
A truly discerning woman would blumpy me while having my dog.
“… If your boobs were like 6 times as big, but still natural…”