with blackjack and hookers
“My kajigger!”
“I don’t want to live on this planet anymore”
“Shut up, baby, I know it”
“Good news, everyone!”
“My manwich!”
You are technically correct. The best kind of correct.
This and the whole “blackjack and hookers” thing, at least once a day lol
We give our dog an inner monologue. We decided he has a Bender personality and he uses the blackjack and hookers line a lot.
My husband and I use this one all the time
Glagnar’s human rinds. It’s a buncha muncha cruncha humans!
Thompson’s Teeth. The only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth!
This isn’t even the scene from that quote but I still couldn’t resist making it my profile pic!
Yeah but it fits the quote better i think. Definitely suits your profile name ;)
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised
I never thought I’d die this way, but I always really hoped!
You are technically correct
Which is the best kind of correct
Lug nuts precious lug nuts!
Your neutralness, its a beige alert! If i don’t survive, tell my wife hello.
All I know is, my gut says “maybe”
“what makes a man go neutral?”
She’s built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro!
…come to think of it, I quote Zap an awful lot.
I suffer from a very sexy learning disorder
I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.
Now remember, Kif, the quickest way to a girl’s bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you’re in.
She’s built like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro!
You win again gravity.
Good news, everyone!
I’m a horse’s butt!
Kiss my shiny metal ass!
To shreds, you say?
Ooh, that’s a good one. I use that a lot too.
Honestly it’s one of my all time favorite scenes from any show
She’s built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro.
Two live full-time in my brain:
- “No dogfood for Victor tonight.”
- “That’s a good old-fashioned gun. Simple point-and-click interface.”