That’s only because you’re dumb. What do you need heating for ? You could just wear a turtleneck and save on energy costs (according to the French government asking people to turn the heating down to 17° in winter)

But we have access to wifi … take that 13th century!

It’s slow, a bad connection, the neighbor keeps changing the password … but I can watch Netflix (as long as the neighbour doesn’t figure out I’m on their account)