Personal favorite is twat waffle

  • rmuk@feddit.uk
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    9 hours ago

    There’s a particular BBC comedy that you can mine for insults once you’ve established no-one else present has seen it.

    • He’s so dense light bends around him.
    • As useless as a marzipan dildo
    • As useless as lube at a funeral
    • I’ve never seen anyone look so fucking ugly with just one head
    • Do you know 90% of household dust is made of dead human skin? That’s what you are to me.
    • Watching him work is like watching clown running across a minefield.
    • He’s here, depriving a village somewhere of their twat.
    • I’m like flypaper for dickheads today.
    • Sorry I’m late. Traffic was an absolute bitch. No offence.