BigxRedxHusker@midwest.social to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 1 day agoWhat is personally your favorite insult or what is the best comeback you've heard that destroyed someone?message-squaremessage-square57linkfedilinkarrow-up158arrow-down15file-text
arrow-up153arrow-down1message-squareWhat is personally your favorite insult or what is the best comeback you've heard that destroyed someone?BigxRedxHusker@midwest.social to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 1 day agomessage-square57linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squarermuk@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·9 hours agoThere’s a particular BBC comedy that you can mine for insults once you’ve established no-one else present has seen it. He’s so dense light bends around him. As useless as a marzipan dildo As useless as lube at a funeral I’ve never seen anyone look so fucking ugly with just one head Do you know 90% of household dust is made of dead human skin? That’s what you are to me. Watching him work is like watching clown running across a minefield. He’s here, depriving a village somewhere of their twat. I’m like flypaper for dickheads today. Sorry I’m late. Traffic was an absolute bitch. No offence.
There’s a particular BBC comedy that you can mine for insults once you’ve established no-one else present has seen it.