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minus-squareCADmonkey@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up104arrow-down1·10 months ago“What’s your greatest weakness?” “Interpreting the semantics of a question but ignoring the pragmatics.” “Could you give me an example?” “Yes, I could.”
minus-squaremosiacmango@lemm.eecakelinkfedilinkarrow-up16·10 months agoA lawyer’s dream client. Only answer the exact question asked. “Do you have the time?” “Yes.” “…”
“What’s your greatest weakness?”
“Interpreting the semantics of a question but ignoring the pragmatics.”
“Could you give me an example?”
“Yes, I could.”
A lawyer’s dream client. Only answer the exact question asked.
“Do you have the time?”
“Yes.”
“…”