WAR MACHINES THAT PLOT DESTRUCTIOOOOOOOOON! 🎶
German trench digging contract company driving into a war zone, setting up orange cones, and saw horse barriers telling everyone that this area is under construction and won’t be ready until next Tuesday.
Tractor starts noisily digging into the earth in full view of the British army …
Someone shoots the tractor … “Hey! We’re working here!!!”
British sniper sheepishly crawls back and gets scolded by everyone.
Got to be able to place a phone call. And scan the surface for enemy boats.
[In the background, an Austro-Hungarian submarine breaches the surface of the meadow.]
Innen ist es größer (That’s pretty much the limit of my German)
I wanna hear the mechanical zeit noises inside!
I want one. How much?
Sincerely, man who has dug way too many trenches.
Only if you promise to not also burn through the witches.
I’m naming my E-Tool Dragula as we speak.
Bagger 188
The leader of the Germans stood with a triumphant roar.
“I’ve got it! We shall build a machine that’s totally great!”.
“A massive steel leviathan with blades covered in gore”.
Beelzebub himself will fear the Bagger 188!That’s the 288 version. This is a prototype, 188
Imperial trench digging machine, Rebellion, a long, long time ago:
Still too soon ;(
Incredible, check out tractors from post ww2 even
