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Years after my R.E. teacher said, “I will never fall lower than into God’s hands,” I finally came up with the retort, “Let’s go on the roof and check.”

  • eestileib@sh.itjust.works
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    1 year ago

    Well they’re very into fantasies of sending people to hell, which is a major obsession of Jesus.

    But really they worship a) a book b) Paul. Jesus is a mascot, nobody gives a shit about the beatitudes, even less about not casting the first stone.

    Kind of like Alabama football, yeah there’s an elephant with an A on his shirt, but the actual messiah is Nick Saban.