Actually, that first guy never lived there. That first guy isn’t even a real person. That second guy’s grandparents were in another war on a different continent, so they’re actually just small beans feeling a lot of trauma right now. It is incredibly racist to suggest Second Guy did anything wrong, and if we catch you saying as much then we’ll arrest you and deport you to a prison camp where you’ll be enslaved for the enrichment of some pro-Second Guy aristocrats.
Actually, that first guy never lived there. That first guy isn’t even a real person. That second guy’s grandparents were in another war on a different continent, so they’re actually just small beans feeling a lot of trauma right now. It is incredibly racist to suggest Second Guy did anything wrong, and if we catch you saying as much then we’ll arrest you and deport you to a prison camp where you’ll be enslaved for the enrichment of some pro-Second Guy aristocrats.