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Freshparsnip@lemm.ee to Shitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 month ago

What's the best time of day for crime?

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What's the best time of day for crime?

Freshparsnip@lemm.ee to Shitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 month ago
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  • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    1 month ago

    When everyone is at work or school

  • bobbyfiend@lemmy.ml
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    Depends on the crime.

    White collar: Probably daytime, so your presence (real or virtual) doesn’t stand out.

    Physical property: I’m guessing this is mostly at night.

    Illegal U-turns: first week or two of the month.

  • Gamma@beehaw.org
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    Whenever you want if you’re rich

    • FiveMacs@lemmy.ca
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      1 month ago

      Or dressed as ‘ice agent’

  • Aliveelectricwire [it/its, she/her]@hexbear.net
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    Literally doesn’t matter depending on how heavily armed you are tbh

    • 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      So the hecatoncheires win?

  • 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Probably 12:37

    • Freshparsnip@lemm.eeOP
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      Oddly specific

      • 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        It may not be accurate, but it’s precise

        • Freshparsnip@lemm.eeOP
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          “I refuse to be both accurate and precise on the grounds it may incriminate me”- Matt Parker, mathematician

  • z3rOR0ne@lemmy.ml
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    The witching hour (usually around 3AM).

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