Super-interesting, that must be where they kept their iPhone during battle! I wonder if they get steps for swinging their gladius?

The image of the purse in the thumbnail/article is from 50–250 CE, found in Mook, Limburg, the Netherlands.

Here’s the one the article is about

Václav Šálek, ČTK

Source

This suggests that the owner was a junior officer or someone responsible for the operating funds of the unit

And he fucking dropped it and lost it for millenia. Dork.