Wafrn post by @wafrn (note: its an unofficial account.) saying " [update time]
GENERAL CHANGES

• Wafrn is now made in scratch mit edu
• the important code is written on a piece of paper i lost in the forest, yes all of it. ADDITIONS
• multiplied the amount of grass there was by 10 (there was none anyways)
• invented arguments
• added lying to peoples faces
• added something else that was very important, it’s ok though because nobody cares about it (it was boring…)
  REMOVALS
• removed the capability to use Wafrn on any device that isn’t a Xbox 360 chat message.
• removed the irrelevant function known as: “not causing problems everyday”
• removed the ability to do nothing. You gotta work, lazy! (Starting wage: 1 doler; wage in 30 years: 1 doler and a coin)".

It has the tags “#fake, #satire and #unreal”. It has two likes. It was posted two years ago.