• laranis@lemmy.zip
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    1 天前

    Only if I’m standing across the room and my brain calculates that the time it takes to close the distance is within the time remaining on the countdown and I get to do a badass flip, twirl, and slide to stop it just in the nick of time so I get to pretend I have super hero level reflexes.

    I cannot do badass flips but the point still stands. I can twirl and slide though, as long as I’m wearing socks.