I keep seeing these Tesla doom stories but the stock stays above 300.
It’s like GameStop for Nazis
It will stay up as long as shareholders have access to the facility
Can they sell the german one too please? I want their filth out of Europe.
But german fap technology has elon hooked
To be fair, German fap technnology is extremely efficient, if a little cold.
Faptory
Actually, it’s just a big room with pictures of Elon Musk and the possibility to masturbate.
No, they have full self driving autopilot robots that only sometimes rip your cock off
And if they do, autopilot was off that exact moment so it’s your own fault
But the stock goes up, up, up.
Earnings come out on the 23rd. I predict 5M in revenue and 500M in expenses.
The stock will probably hit $500.
When it finally crashes, people will be, like, “i didn’t vote for this.”
