From Postimees (also known as CIA, NED, Radio Free Europe, r*ddit) with the original article title being along the lines of “alternative political perspectives fail to change mainstream views in Estonia”.
CW: Estonian cringe translated into English for your reading displeasure
“Estonian politics is to be the democratic Western civilization shielding against the authoritarian regimes like big scary Russia, China, Iran, North Korea and their satellites (they basically mean everyone in the Global South, especially BRICS). The border nations must be the aegis of Western civilization like piSSrael and uKKKraine, who are defending the free Western world with their blood.”
Being fluent in Estonian is actually a curse bro I swear

I don’t understand baltics problem, they are tiny states with cute cities and nothing ever happens vibe, same as austria, why are they so mad all the time?
The soviets were mean to them and so now they must be nazis forever.
Didn’t the USSR elevate a lot of those states to greatness they havtn reached since?
Yea but the vibes, the vibes
(the vibes are anticommunist)
IIRC the Baltics weren’t hit as hard by the shock doctrine, but I couldn’t say why.
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The remittances from work migrants to EU countries functioned as sort of bandaid.
yes, but the estonia yearns for another 1000 years of polishing German horse cock
Futurama, but Estonia is producing robots named Pferdschwanspolieren
Maybe they’ve made the sea cold tbh, they do have lots of snow in the movies
Their prosperity is completely tied to European imperialism. Every setback in resource extraction by EU from the Global South is felt extremely strongly by the tiny Baltic economies, so they consistently side with the most aggressive elements in European politics.
Also, Baltic politicians are not planning to stay in their countries, they usually steal enough money and leave to live comfortably in USA or Britain, so they aren’t worried about long-term consequences of their policies on Baltic states.
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Estonia
Civilization
lmao
Estonia is made up of beet and onion slop eating hungarians who polished the cocks of german horses for 1000 years before being elevated to sapience by the USSR
- Indonesian Twitter User
Claims to want to defend Western Culture ™©®
Bans Limp Bizkit
The Baltic States, they yearn for the Waffen-SS uniform.
Being fluent in Estonian is actually a curse bro I swear
same with finnish, bro. you wouldnt believe the dumb shit they write and force me to exist through and passively understand

How many westerners would even consider Estonia western?
Any time someone says “Western civilization” you can mentally swap in “white supremacy”
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