From Postimees (also known as CIA, NED, Radio Free Europe, r*ddit) with the original article title being along the lines of “alternative political perspectives fail to change mainstream views in Estonia”.
CW: Estonian cringe translated into English for your reading displeasure
“Estonian politics is to be the democratic Western civilization shielding against the authoritarian regimes like big scary Russia, China, Iran, North Korea and their satellites (they basically mean everyone in the Global South, especially BRICS). The border nations must be the aegis of Western civilization like piSSrael and uKKKraine, who are defending the free Western world with their blood.”
Being fluent in Estonian is actually a curse bro I swear

I don’t understand baltics problem, they are tiny states with cute cities and nothing ever happens vibe, same as austria, why are they so mad all the time?
The soviets were mean to them and so now they must be nazis forever.
Didn’t the USSR elevate a lot of those states to greatness they havtn reached since?
Yea but the vibes, the vibes
(the vibes are anticommunist)
IIRC the Baltics weren’t hit as hard by the shock doctrine, but I couldn’t say why.
Part of the reason is that they were already the most developed regions of the USSR, with very urban population and highest GDP per capita. It’s the reason why lots of ethnic Russians moved there in search of higher economic level and that’s where their claims of genocide through replacement come from (literally parallel to white replacement conspiracy but substituting Arabs with Russians). Go to the article on Wikipedia about Russians in Estonia and you’ll see that it talks of Russians being “settlers”, which is an outrageous claim to make when in reality they were economic migrants.
As for Estonia in particular, I feel like gearing a highly trained and educated workforce composed of just a few million people towards an EU-oriented service economy is easier than e.g. Ukraine’s strong industrial core literally disappearing overnight.
The remittances from work migrants to EU countries functioned as sort of bandaid.
yes, but the estonia yearns for another 1000 years of polishing German horse cock
Futurama, but Estonia is producing robots named Pferdschwanspolieren
Maybe they’ve made the sea cold tbh, they do have lots of snow in the movies
Their prosperity is completely tied to European imperialism. Every setback in resource extraction by EU from the Global South is felt extremely strongly by the tiny Baltic economies, so they consistently side with the most aggressive elements in European politics.
Also, Baltic politicians are not planning to stay in their countries, they usually steal enough money and leave to live comfortably in USA or Britain, so they aren’t worried about long-term consequences of their policies on Baltic states.
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Estonia
Civilization
lmao
Estonia is made up of beet and onion slop eating hungarians who polished the cocks of german horses for 1000 years before being elevated to sapience by the USSR
- Indonesian Twitter User
Claims to want to defend Western Culture ™©®
Bans Limp Bizkit
The Baltic States, they yearn for the Waffen-SS uniform.
Being fluent in Estonian is actually a curse bro I swear
same with finnish, bro. you wouldnt believe the dumb shit they write and force me to exist through and passively understand

How many westerners would even consider Estonia western?
Any time someone says “Western civilization” you can mentally swap in “white supremacy”
Only last week I found out that, upon independence, Estonian government decided not to give a nationality to Russian Estonians, leaving about 30% of the country without citizenship and forcing many to emigrate to Russia. As of 2018, a bit less than 20% of Estonian inhabitants don’t have Estonian citizenship, most of them ethnic Russians with a Russian citizenship (Russia granted citizenship to all former USSR citizens who desired it), and 6% of the total country are people without any citizenship, quite literally apartheid. Despite being about 20% of the country, Russians are only 3% of public positions in government, and they have lower salaries on average, and many of them being non citizens they lack many of the rights that Estonians do.
They literally yearn for fascism.








