rules for affording a home

  1. no avocado toast
  2. no starbucks
  3. no iphones
  4. no spending
  5. wait, why aren’t you buying diamonds and having babies?
  6. why am i going out of business?
  7. please go back to buying stuff
  8. pleeeeeeeeeaaaaaaase
  9. you don’t have enough money?
  10. you need me to pay you more?
  11. #nObOddYwAnTsToWoRk
  12. i know, we need more babies
  13. …
  14. let’s ban abortion
  15. ???
  16. profit
  17. capitalism is great :)
    • flicker@kbin.social
      13·
      1 year ago

      I gotta tell ya I finally bought one for the first time two months ago and I said “I’ve been broke my whole life, may as well see what the fuss is.”

      And after I said, “Now I see why my generation went broke on these!” Yummy!