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Snort_Owl [they/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 7 days ago

Posting linked to an increased rate of refreshing every 10 seconds for updoots (they never come)

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Posting linked to an increased rate of refreshing every 10 seconds for updoots (they never come)

Snort_Owl [they/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 7 days ago
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  • Keld [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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    7 days ago

    The funniest thing we could here people is upvote this and then remove our upvotes 10 seconds later.

    • Snort_Owl [they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      Instead of a number it should be a graph of likes over time so we can set KPI’s for ourselves to hit certain levels of likes per minute

      • OgdenTO [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        We can tie your hexbear merit bonus to meeting your KPIs

      • chgxvjh [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        We should have hexbear negging the posters your post XYZ is doing worse than usual like YouTube does to the creators.

        • Snort_Owl [they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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          Wheres my hexbear social blade

  • Trying2KnowMyself [they/them, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    7 days ago

    Easy fix:

badposting@hexbear.net

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