Lil Mike needs some knee pads and jaw ointment for the work he’s doing.

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      Mike Johnson washes Trump’s balls with Barron’s armpit sweat. Can I prove that? No, because it happened so far upstream.

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      We call people like that ‘brown ankles’ because that’s how far up Trump’s arse he is.

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      You have just as much proof as trump does claiming election interference by Democrats, so I definitely believe you.