Joe Klemmer@lemmy.myserv.one to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months agoMy wife was threatening to leave me because of my obsession with becoming a tailor.message-squaremessage-square14fedilinkarrow-up1328arrow-down19file-text
arrow-up1319arrow-down1message-squareMy wife was threatening to leave me because of my obsession with becoming a tailor.Joe Klemmer@lemmy.myserv.one to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months agomessage-square14fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareTylerdurdon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·8 months agoMine said she was leaving because I had blown our savings on penis extensions. She couldn’t take it any longer.
minus-squareBenadrylChunderHatch@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·8 months agoMine said she was leaving me because of my obsession with The Monkees. I didn’t believe her at first, but then I saw her face.
Mine said she was leaving because I had blown our savings on penis extensions.
She couldn’t take it any longer.
Mine said she was leaving me because of my obsession with The Monkees. I didn’t believe her at first, but then I saw her face.