I assume he’s going to start the lecture with:

Listen up idiots, I’ve done my research and theres this book called the BIBLE, not sure if you wop bastards have heard of it, but it’s got all this stuff about this guy called CHRIST who’s like the BEST, but also this guy called the ANTICHRIST, who’s totally the worst. So anyway, people who like CHRIST are gonna get to go to heaven and this is how we make that happen ASAP so I can be one of those dudes …

It’s Trump???

He’s reading his autobiography.