… when you think about it, this was waaaaay too optimistic than what it’s actually happening - you can’t own shit & the GPU you rent runs on gas or worse.
Also this joke is 3dfx old:
Can you imagine the FPS it’ll put out though
The way Nvidia is going it’ll be a 15% performance improvement, but a 600%+ increase in power consumption. You’ll need a dedicated breaker in the fuse box which is guaranteed to trip during Nvidia’s trademarked power spikes when rendering the desktop
All for the low low price of $54,900.99!
MSRP*, actual street price will be $69,420.67
Don’t forget your mandatory $99/month GeForce Now subscription as well as DLSS 6.9 ✨AI✨ Slop Filter subscription with ✨AI✨ automatic gameplay assistance for another $99/month, or you can bundle both together for $299*/month!
*bundle price is higher because it helps fund Jensen Huang’s leather jacket collection. Purching both subscriptions separately will automatically combine these subscriptions for the $299 price, this cannot be changed. Failure to subscribe will result in your RTX 9090 running at RTX 3050 speeds
