• 𝚝𝚛𝚔@aussie.zoneEnglish
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    3 days ago

    Which Jesus event was meant to happen today?

    I can’t remember what we have the public holiday for, but I know we’re supposed to eat fish so we had beer and prawns for lunch.

    Guess who’s getting to go to heaven now? 😎

    • DiaDeLosMuertos@aussie.zoneEnglish
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      2 days ago

      I think it was the day he said to his Mum, “don’t throw my Easter eggs away I’ll be back in a few days”.

      I had chicken curry which isn’t red meat so I’ll be seeing you in heaven too.

      • DiaDeLosMuertos@aussie.zoneEnglish
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        2 days ago

        Yeah but didn’t he cheat ? He got his mate Moses to part the water, then he simply walked along grabbing all the fish. Which is where that rumour started about him walking on water of course.