[This is firmly just a joke lol, found this guy roughly 10 years ago on the streets as a pure fresh kitten]

Decided to finally go ahead and sell this thing off.

Price:

- $Free (Negotiable)

Pros:

- None

Cons:

- All my clothes are drenched with his DNA

- Always wants to play when I pray

- Always hungry and demands food. If not given, best to leave one eye open before bed

- He’s considered overweight now…

- Always angry and uptight

- Randomly will bite you for no apparent reason

- All doors must stay locked at all times. Otherwise, he will attempt to run

- Expect your wallet to be drained and taken over by him. My wallet is his wallet. Soon it’ll be your wallet.

Please let me know what your offers are. Price is negotiable and no returns. Sorry. You chose this.