He’s gots manners. He’s such a big strong handsome man. He’s so polite. He’s a tiny little baby and a big strong man. He’s a know nothin’ baby. He stares at ceilings. He likes wet feet. He sounds like a kitten when he meows. He pretends like he doesn’t know where his yum yums are because he knows I will pick him up and carry him there. He’s a box stealer.