Wouldn’t it be nice it we could just be honest in interviews?

• “Tell me about yourself.” Hi my name is _______ and I like sleeping and playing video games.

• “Why do you want to work for us?” Because you are offering compensation in exhange for my labor.

• “Where do you see yourself in 5 years?” Bro I don’t even know where I see myself in 5 hours.

• “What’s your biggest weakness?” I’m lazy and don’t want to work. But I have to because otherwise I’d be homeless.

• “Tell me about a time you handled a challenge.” Well, my coworker Bob was always annoying and I had to resist decking him in the face every day.

• “Why should we hire you?” Because you’re the only company that has wanted to interview me in 2 months and I need this so bad right now.