One team across Europe’s top 20 leagues* remains invincible. Mourinho shithousing his way to a golden runners up medal. Though it’s a slightly false position until next Wednesday when Sporting play their catch up game.

The week of last minute penalties sees:

Slavia Prague lose for the first time this season. I can’t find highlights, but two red cards and a penalty suggest it was a feisty last ten minutes in their 2-1 away defeat to Hradec Kralove.

Dortmund lose for the second week running in the Bundesliga. Kramaric having a great game, but a nightmare for ending the season strong.

Sporting’s 2-1 loss to Benfica featured a non last minute penalty, but 90+4 still has to sting. Now on 2 losses for the season, bringing the Portuguese record in this nonsense table to a shocking, and ultimately unsustainable **3**.

PAOK at least knew that they were done and dusted, 3-0 against AEK sees them out as well.

Germany remains the only top 5 league with representation.